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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #240 on: November 05, 2007, 12:13:07 AM »
If your night vision is more acute than your day vision you might be a furry
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #241 on: November 05, 2007, 01:03:13 AM »
If you understand the different bark sequences your dog has, you might be a furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #242 on: November 05, 2007, 01:15:04 AM »
If you wore a fursuit for Halloween, then your a furry.

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #243 on: November 05, 2007, 02:11:31 AM »
If you really really want a real tail..you might be a furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #244 on: November 05, 2007, 03:51:35 AM »
if you are on this website, you are a furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #245 on: November 05, 2007, 11:02:28 AM »
If your night vision is more acute than your day vision you might be a furry

That's a VERY good one. :D


Anyway, I have a pretty good aim with a gun, after I get used to it. I haven't shot in a few years though.

If YOOOOUUU have to brush your back, you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #246 on: November 05, 2007, 01:02:36 PM »
If you have a keen sence of smell or hearing, you might be a furry.

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #247 on: November 05, 2007, 01:31:27 PM »
Truth is my night vision is so good I have to cover a tiny lcd time display on my cd player at all times of the night.

If you run faster an the fronts of your feet you might be a furry (the ankle on canines is actualy the second joint down their leg)
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #248 on: November 05, 2007, 04:38:20 PM »
That one's true for me. ;-]
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #249 on: November 05, 2007, 06:09:24 PM »
If you chomp instead of bite you might be a furry.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #250 on: November 05, 2007, 09:02:41 PM »
If you chew sideways instead of up and down, you might be an herbivore furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #251 on: November 05, 2007, 10:23:05 PM »
If you just go in your yard you might be a furry (kinda gross I know but if your tolets busted and you 20 miles outa town who's  gonna notice?)
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #252 on: November 07, 2007, 02:34:15 AM »
O.........k...........

If you have to brush your leg hairs, you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #253 on: November 07, 2007, 04:43:55 AM »
If you can imitate a velociraptor, you're a Furry. *graaaaoooooooaaaarrr!!!!*
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #254 on: November 07, 2007, 11:10:55 AM »
did you watch Jurassic park again?
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