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Offline Renaud Magicpaw

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #285 on: November 28, 2007, 01:34:24 PM »
I already said that un jesse.  If you like eating ramen with chopsticks you might be a furry
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Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #286 on: November 28, 2007, 01:36:24 PM »
If you cuddle with a animal plushie at night you might be a furry. :3


If you yelp if you get hurt by something you might be furry :P
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #287 on: December 10, 2007, 03:34:30 AM »
If you lick and nuzzle your friends, and they lick and nuzzle you back, you're a Furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #288 on: December 10, 2007, 02:17:29 PM »
Thats a good one if a bit to touchy feely for my taste.

If you think hitman (the movie) is funny you might be a odd furry.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #289 on: December 11, 2007, 05:43:04 AM »
if youare freezing your tail off and wish you had fur, you might be a Furry whose parent's dont want to pay the gas bill to turn on the heater!
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #290 on: December 11, 2007, 01:30:29 PM »
If your always sad when its time to go to bed because you don't have any dogs that share it with you you might be a furry
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #291 on: December 12, 2007, 01:33:38 AM »
If you lick peoples FACES you might be a furry o.O :P

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #292 on: December 14, 2007, 01:51:41 AM »
If high pitched nosies hurt your ears you might be a furry.
If  you see an animal hit on the side of the road and stop to see if you can help it you might be a furry.
If you spot a kitten in the dead of winter and find where it came from and several others and save them you might be a furry.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #293 on: December 17, 2007, 03:42:13 AM »
If you commonly walk around with live crickets in a baggie, you're a Furry who has very hungry frogs ((my coworkers now call me Cricket because I went to the pet store before work to buy them and they wouldn't stop chirping....They also call me Princess, because I'm always cold, and apparently that makes me 'delicate'))
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #294 on: December 17, 2007, 04:39:49 AM »
(( I have 2 nicknames at work...."Pipes" because i'm not all that strong and "Giggles" because apparently i laugh at almost anything...))

if you go outside and roll around in the snow you might be a furry

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #295 on: December 18, 2007, 04:50:59 AM »
If you were wlaking through Hot Topic, laughing at the posers, then suddenly stopped dead, pounced on the MOST AWESOME PAIR OF SLIPPERS EVER, and bought them, you're a Furry ((I just bought slippers that look like huge black wolf paws with red claws))
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #296 on: December 18, 2007, 05:04:25 AM »
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Your co-workers might be furries if they like the Discovery channel song By Bloodhound gang


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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #297 on: December 23, 2007, 07:18:49 AM »
If you can Wind Dash you might be a Shinzui-- I mean Furry

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #298 on: December 24, 2007, 02:11:18 AM »
if you eat your food quickly so no one may take it you may be a furry.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #299 on: December 24, 2007, 02:13:06 AM »
IF U WANT TO EAT HEDGERS YOU might BE A FURRY
No time for goodbye he said
As he faded away
Don't put your life in someone's hands
Their bound to steal it away
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