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Offline Renaud Magicpaw

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #255 on: November 07, 2007, 01:31:34 PM »
If you make snide jokes on Oddball you might be a furry (yes I mean in halo)
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #256 on: November 08, 2007, 01:53:17 AM »
IF you have a rabies tag...you might be a furry lol

(thats ture for me :D i have a nice rabies tag so if i bite you i cant get introuble :D)
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #257 on: November 08, 2007, 02:43:06 AM »
TEA! I DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD!

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #258 on: November 08, 2007, 01:36:07 PM »
If you don't have any trust in humanity you might be a furry.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #259 on: November 09, 2007, 01:59:50 AM »
(true..I have trust isshues may not seem like it but i do..)

If you um..Dont like loud noises you might be a furry
If you dont like the way i am dont bother talking


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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #260 on: November 09, 2007, 04:25:20 AM »
If your constantly telling your teachers to stop using laser pointers.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #261 on: November 09, 2007, 06:59:56 AM »
If one of your friends on Facebook acted in the CSI episode Fur and Loathing, you're a Furry
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #262 on: November 09, 2007, 07:08:28 AM »
did you watch Jurassic park again?

That movie is kewl

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #263 on: November 09, 2007, 03:48:41 PM »
if you watch what you eat so you don't eat one of your friends you might be a furry.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #264 on: November 10, 2007, 02:16:17 AM »
If you are nocturnal by preference, you're an evil Furry like me
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #265 on: November 11, 2007, 09:53:09 PM »
if you find human clothes uncomfortable.
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #266 on: November 12, 2007, 02:18:23 AM »
If you're the only one in the room that can hear your phone cause it's ring is the sound of a mosquito, you might be a furreh. Darn Squitters . . .

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #267 on: November 12, 2007, 02:09:59 PM »
If dog wistles hurt your ears (I can some what hear em more of an anoying buzing soung)
Read the left column then the right column

Times change, and promises are broken        |   Life is short
Life goes on and yet it stops                        |   Yet the soul is eternal
I have much to give so have this token         |   Your words a port
And get some chocolate from the shops        |   For feelings, internal

Life is short so do not wait                          |   Go seek the love
Take love by the horns                               |   Who's soul is yours
Loyalty is a wonderful trait                           |   They are your dove
But be wary of a rose's thorns                     |   Who's love is lores

Things that live                               |   Join now in the search
Must always die                               |   And find your love
Yet do not dive                              |   They'll be your perch
Into this lie                                     |   As you are their dove

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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #268 on: November 12, 2007, 02:25:32 PM »
If dog wistles hurt your ears (I can some what hear em more of an anoying buzing soung)

You're ears are screwed up.
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Re: If _______You might be a furry
« Reply #269 on: November 12, 2007, 07:11:40 PM »
If you post Furry pics on 4chan just because you can, you're a contradictory Furry
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