Useless Super Powers

[JollyGreenFox]

Hmmm how would that work?


The power to see in black ans white

[Alistair]

It wouldn't, and that's the point of the useless superpower.


The ability to be invisible only in the dark.

[JollyGreenFox]

True lol


The power to live past 50

[Alistair]

So, how have you been since we talked last?


The ability to read your own mind.

[JollyGreenFox]

ehhh ups and downs my friend ups and downs


The ability to run at 2.6 mph

[Alistair]

Due to the holiday season, or?


The ability to have invisible handwriting.

[JollyGreenFox]

Na just life is all


The ability to walk on water for 1 second

[Alistair]

I won't pry then.


The ability to communicate with fruit.

[JollyGreenFox]

If you want pm but thats all lol


The ability to comunicate with trees

[Alistair]

Nah. And every time I see your avatar picture I have to urge to get a cup of coffee.


The ability to make glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing.

[JollyGreenFox]

Okay, lmao awesome


The ability to blow someones mine

[Alistair]

 


The ability to have the Midas touch once every five years.

[JollyGreenFox]

im sorry


the ability to never sleep

[Alistair]

Please don't be sorry, my actions aren't excused toward you; and I apologize. I'm just trying my hardest to get off one of my medications due to the fact that its making me gain weight at an alarming rate. Plus I get pain in the knees so bearing this extra weight is making me cranky and a major d-bag.


The ability to have super intelligence, but you can only use it to solve Rubik's cubes.

[JollyGreenFox]

Oh i don't mind ive been people punching bag for years at a time....




The ability to call a flock of flys on command