Useless Super Powers

[Nobi]

The ability to summon decaf coffee.

[JollyGreenFox]

The ability to speak to leaves

[Alistair]

The ability to summon decaf coffee.

The unholiest of all powers 

Oh i don't mind ive been people punching bag for years at a time....




The ability to call a flock of flys on command

No hard feelings, right? 

[JollyGreenFox]

None what so ever

[Alistair]

Good 


The ability to turn Jack-o'-Lanterns back into regular pumpkins.

[JollyGreenFox]

No harm no foul

The ability to turn Pumpkin pie in to Jack-o'-Lanterns

[Alistair]

To me that's actually a rather neat useless superpower. I would turn the pumpkin pie into a jack-o-lantern on Thanksgiving and Christmas as a big f-you to my mom. That and it'd just be plain funny.


The ability to create holes in spoons, and fill in the spaces in a fork.

[JollyGreenFox]

LMAO AWESOME:D


The power to make forks into wood and spoons into dust

[Alistair]

I'm thinking about making some pancakes. 


The ability to change the color of leaves by touching them. One at a time.

[JollyGreenFox]

Its 2 am here lol


The power to travel 0.1 seconds into the past

[Alistair]

Its 2:21am where I am    We live in the same time-zone?


The ability to focus on one blade of a fan, while on its highest speed.

[JollyGreenFox]

Awesome   


the ability to play videogames with bad lag

[Alistair]

I didn't know Delaware existed up until now 


The ability to know 4 weeks in advance that you're going to get a text.

[JollyGreenFox]

Thhhhanks lmao no one really does


The power of knowing where Delaware is

[Alistair]

I heard of Delaware in the past but decided not to take a rain check on that.


The ability to know that Oregon is a state.