Useless Super Powers

[JollyGreenFox]

I know Oregon

The ability to know where someone is

[Alistair]

I've met people that argued that Oregon is not a state 


The ability to say what's really on your mind when you're lying in the first place.

[JollyGreenFox]

people are not smart


The ability to turn meat into a vegetable

[Alistair]

Not very smart at all.


The ability to fail voodoo every time you try it.

[JollyGreenFox]

Nope nope nope nope lol


The ability to change the channel when you sneeze

[Alistair]

Augh! My cat is blocking my keyboard a bit 


The ability to summon a lamp, once.

[JollyGreenFox]

Awww thats cute


The ability to get wet on a dry day

[Alistair]

Its very cute because he still thinks he's this tiny kitty, when in reality he's this huge; fifteen pound cat.


The ability to breath underwater, but not if you get wet.

[JollyGreenFox]

lol very cute


Th ability to walk faster than you can run

[Alistair]

So, what are you up to at this hour?


The ability to communicate with steaks.

[JollyGreenFox]

waitiing for my Vixen hbu?


Thr ability to throw a baseball slowly

[Alistair]

Petting my cat while I chat on skype.


The ability to blend in with your surroundings, once every time halley's comet passes the earth

[Trixsie Vixen]

The ability to log on... too late

Vixen fail! 

[JollyGreenFox]

Thr ability to never sleep with the consequences

[nixon/monto]

To be able to see air not as a clear thing but as the actual particles.