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Offline JollyGreenFox

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #300 on: December 16, 2013, 02:10:16 AM »
The ability to spawn a lawn gnome every 10 sedon
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #301 on: December 16, 2013, 03:27:07 AM »
The ability to attract loose hairs to your tongue.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #302 on: December 16, 2013, 03:28:37 AM »
The Ability to for get what ability you have
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #303 on: December 16, 2013, 05:15:24 AM »
The power to levitate, only while swimming.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #304 on: December 16, 2013, 04:55:09 PM »
The ability to never remember how to ride your bicycle.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #305 on: December 16, 2013, 05:03:20 PM »
I want to ride my bicycle! I want to ride my bike.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #306 on: December 16, 2013, 05:36:14 PM »
The ability to sing about fat bottomed girls and not get slapped
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #307 on: December 16, 2013, 05:37:20 PM »
The ability to wear apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #308 on: December 16, 2013, 06:11:59 PM »
The ability to turn business suits into cute animal themed onesies
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #309 on: December 16, 2013, 06:23:59 PM »
I WOULD LOVE THAT :D


The ability to change the year on a dollar
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #310 on: December 16, 2013, 07:24:41 PM »
*high 5's Green*


The ability to shout Avada Kadavra at people in the street.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #311 on: December 16, 2013, 08:27:10 PM »
The ability to cause someone to belch on queue
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #312 on: December 16, 2013, 11:04:46 PM »
The power to toast moldy bread - with your mind!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #313 on: December 16, 2013, 11:07:56 PM »
The ability to summon invisible maple syrup.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #314 on: December 17, 2013, 12:14:00 AM »
The ability to cause rain only on yourself
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf
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