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Offline JollyGreenFox

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #330 on: December 18, 2013, 12:31:40 AM »
The ability to eat a jeep
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #331 on: December 18, 2013, 12:42:17 AM »
The ability to eat anything you want but still suffer the consequences.
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Offline JollyGreenFox

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #332 on: December 18, 2013, 02:12:21 AM »
The ability to eat but only with Ghost peppers on it
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Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #333 on: December 18, 2013, 03:25:49 AM »
The ability to levitate only 75% once every month.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #334 on: December 18, 2013, 03:52:32 AM »
The power to.... I had it.... power to read your mind
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #335 on: December 18, 2013, 08:24:13 AM »
The power to unchew gum.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #336 on: December 18, 2013, 08:25:30 AM »
The power to conjure Christmas wrapping paper, only in July.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #337 on: December 18, 2013, 02:05:22 PM »
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away. With mind bullets!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #338 on: December 18, 2013, 03:33:35 PM »
I wouldn't mind that cause if i live in the woods good food :D


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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #339 on: December 18, 2013, 04:06:44 PM »
LOL


I have seen a platypus close up!  They live in my state!!


The ability to summon 99 grains of sand
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #340 on: December 18, 2013, 04:39:33 PM »
They look neat :D


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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #341 on: December 18, 2013, 05:28:15 PM »
The power of drawing circles.  Only circles.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #342 on: December 18, 2013, 10:45:13 PM »
The power to taste absolutely nothing by mango all the time, even when you're not eating or drinking anything.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #343 on: December 18, 2013, 11:10:50 PM »
But Mango?

By mangoes?

What.

The power to incorrectly correct someones grammar.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #344 on: December 19, 2013, 12:57:15 AM »
The ability to cause itchiness, only to yourself.
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