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Author Topic: Useless Super Powers  (Read 31018 times)

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Offline Kibari

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #420 on: December 24, 2013, 06:10:06 PM »
The ability to deflate car tyres just by thinking about it - but only your own tyres.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #421 on: December 24, 2013, 08:00:39 PM »
The ability to only fake your own farts
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #422 on: December 24, 2013, 08:31:55 PM »
The ability to melt water.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #423 on: December 26, 2013, 12:57:27 AM »
The ability to change radio stations from country to western
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #424 on: December 26, 2013, 08:01:29 AM »
The ability to sneeze 3 times a minute
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #425 on: December 26, 2013, 10:47:42 AM »
The ability to use a phone and a mouse and keyboard at the same time without laughing
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #426 on: December 26, 2013, 03:26:15 PM »
The ability to sneeze wth more snot coming out
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #427 on: December 26, 2013, 06:03:50 PM »
The ability to never have to wear shoes
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #428 on: December 26, 2013, 06:28:04 PM »
The ability to test your telekenisis.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #429 on: December 26, 2013, 06:50:35 PM »
The ability to speak in a child's voice
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #430 on: December 26, 2013, 07:07:38 PM »
The ability to fall on a faster speed
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #431 on: December 27, 2013, 08:50:36 AM »
Power to make Chocolate Milk into Cold Hot Chocolate & Reversa
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #432 on: December 27, 2013, 10:47:20 AM »
The ability to make all food taste like government cheese
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #433 on: December 27, 2013, 02:24:49 PM »
Ewwww lol


The Ability to Fall asleep in 0.3s
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #434 on: December 28, 2013, 03:12:09 AM »
Ability to shave your beard just by willing it to be so.
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