Author Topic: Useless Super Powers (Read 30922 times)

Buna · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2013, 04:12:30 AM »

The ability to make your hand/paw explode if you think about Orange, Monkey, Eagle

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2013, 11:25:10 AM »

The ability to conjure microscopic tornadoes.

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Deleted Profile · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2013, 11:27:30 AM »

The ability to use force push on doors when you push them.

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2013, 01:45:24 PM »

The ability to keep tripping on sidewalks

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sigols · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2013, 02:25:37 PM »

The ability to taste under your feet.

Drakos · « **Reply #50 on:** October 16, 2013, 11:04:41 PM »

The ability to grow your toe or fingernails on command as long as you can

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #51 on:** October 17, 2013, 06:36:55 AM »

The ability to eat burgers really fast.

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BakaFawkes · « **Reply #52 on:** October 17, 2013, 07:36:37 PM »

That would just be very specific nom powers.

sigols · « **Reply #53 on:** October 17, 2013, 08:48:31 PM »

The ability to hypnotyze crabs to do the gangnam style dance.

BakaFawkes · « **Reply #54 on:** October 17, 2013, 09:42:51 PM »

The ability to manipulate touch screens with your finger a half inch away from the screen.

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #55 on:** October 18, 2013, 10:14:40 AM »

The ability to run really slowly.

anoni · « **Reply #56 on:** October 19, 2013, 10:04:22 AM »

The ability to walk

using only my MIND

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #57 on:** October 19, 2013, 04:03:18 PM »

The ability to sing a silly song as a form of a distress signal when threatened.

sigols · « **Reply #58 on:** October 19, 2013, 06:18:59 PM »

The ability to spawn chocolate covered living fish.

Lethrasherhuskeh · « **Reply #59 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:47:22 AM »

The ability to eat burgers at the speed of light.

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