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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #495 on: January 05, 2014, 12:46:57 AM »
Says on the wiki he gives Gordon Freeman a shotgun but owns a gun call "Annabelle". :) Though it could be wrong.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #496 on: January 05, 2014, 01:00:49 AM »
The ability to always get struck by lightning and survive.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #497 on: January 05, 2014, 01:02:03 AM »
the ability yo alwayshave something stuck in your eye
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #498 on: January 05, 2014, 01:04:09 AM »
The ability to make everyone in a room yawn when you do.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #499 on: January 05, 2014, 01:05:20 AM »
the ability to summan an odd aftershave commercial
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #500 on: January 05, 2014, 01:06:48 AM »
 X3 Eyelashes never seem to do their job!

The ability to have all they useless abilities.

Isn't that an ability inside an ability? :)
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #501 on: January 05, 2014, 01:07:43 AM »
The COneption of an abiliception
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #502 on: January 05, 2014, 01:20:32 AM »
Made you say it!  XP

The ability to eat tons of confectionery.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #503 on: January 06, 2014, 08:11:04 AM »
The ability to change the pattern of any fabric to paisley.

Wait, I guess that would make you super fashionable , so its not completely useless... XD

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #504 on: January 06, 2014, 08:12:40 AM »
The ability to know what only ugly people look like naked.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #505 on: January 06, 2014, 11:19:24 AM »
The ability to always be tired but never sleep..


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #506 on: January 06, 2014, 01:34:57 PM »
The ability to hear all shades of apricot

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #507 on: January 06, 2014, 04:08:38 PM »
The ability to sing What Does The Fox Say
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #508 on: January 06, 2014, 10:38:56 PM »
The ability to sit on a trampoline without bouncing

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #509 on: January 07, 2014, 01:57:10 PM »
The ability to re-arrange your fingers and toes.  :o
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