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Author Topic: Useless Super Powers  (Read 30995 times)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #510 on: January 07, 2014, 08:01:30 PM »
The power to see everything as food. Owo

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #511 on: January 12, 2014, 10:43:07 AM »
The ability to make your best friend hiccup. (I actually have this ability)
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #512 on: January 12, 2014, 12:21:45 PM »
The ability to cure hiccups but refusing to use it due to the prime directive

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #513 on: January 12, 2014, 12:36:11 PM »
The ability to fly. Straight into the ground. o.O
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #514 on: January 13, 2014, 03:31:21 AM »
The ablity to thow yourself at the ground and miss..
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #515 on: January 13, 2014, 12:41:06 PM »
The ability to mimic animal sounds, but only when you mean to say their name.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #516 on: January 13, 2014, 02:43:36 PM »
The ability to move carrots with telekinesis but then become hypnotised by them.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #517 on: January 13, 2014, 06:03:30 PM »
The ability to generate mass amounts of radiation from your hands!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #518 on: January 14, 2014, 03:45:12 AM »
Having moth wings..... That are the size of an actual moth's.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #519 on: January 15, 2014, 01:03:02 AM »
The ability to create only your biggest fears!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #520 on: January 15, 2014, 01:15:20 AM »
The ability to cry onion juice.
Can you see what will happen?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #521 on: January 15, 2014, 01:15:50 AM »
Oh Goshes.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #522 on: January 15, 2014, 03:58:08 PM »
Thermonuclear elbows

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #523 on: January 15, 2014, 06:46:20 PM »
The power to play MP3's from your armpits and the power to crash windows by just thinking about it :3

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #524 on: January 15, 2014, 07:24:16 PM »
A chameleon tongue that doesn't retract

 

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