Author Topic: Useless Super Powers (Read 34322 times)

George · « **Reply #585 on:** February 14, 2014, 05:31:57 AM »

The ability to know what the president is wearing at all times.

BakaFawkes · « **Reply #586 on:** February 14, 2014, 06:16:11 AM »

The ability to change the color of your back hair.

Furry_N_Fuzzy · « **Reply #587 on:** February 18, 2014, 04:04:18 AM »

The ability to literally shit fire after eating Mexican food.

Tim Siguire · « **Reply #588 on:** February 18, 2014, 04:20:00 AM »

The ability to cry whenever you're happy.

George · « **Reply #589 on:** February 18, 2014, 04:31:02 AM »

The ability to make your tears smell like whatever flower you desire.

HyenaKing · « **Reply #590 on:** February 18, 2014, 04:36:44 AM »

Tge abilityto not stop growing

Tim Siguire · « **Reply #591 on:** February 18, 2014, 04:58:12 AM »

the power to muffle a blanket

ANormalKitty · « **Reply #592 on:** February 18, 2014, 02:53:14 PM »

The ability to summon broken microwaves

MrRazot · « **Reply #593 on:** February 18, 2014, 07:48:44 PM »

To be able to fly, but not when you're falling

Tim Siguire · « **Reply #594 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:52:56 AM »

The power to drink air.

Nobi · « **Reply #595 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:42:15 AM »

The power to breathe potatoes.

ANormalKitty · « **Reply #596 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:40:56 AM »

The power to summon 80's music while drowning

MrRazot · « **Reply #597 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:05:13 PM »

The Power to cause Magnitude 10 Earthquakes in your immediate area every time you blink

Grey · « **Reply #598 on:** February 20, 2014, 03:38:16 PM »

The power to do forward rolls, backwards.

Nobi · « **Reply #599 on:** February 20, 2014, 06:45:20 PM »

The power to turn water bottles inside out.

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