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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #60 on: October 20, 2013, 07:09:08 AM »
The ability to teleport for a nanosecond and back, can only be used once a day
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #61 on: October 20, 2013, 01:27:12 PM »
The ability to throw pancakes a few inches away.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #62 on: October 20, 2013, 09:49:49 PM »
The ability to poop hot lava. You're not invulnerable to lava, though.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #63 on: October 20, 2013, 11:15:49 PM »
The ability to spin around and round but get dizzy really fast.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #64 on: October 21, 2013, 01:00:22 AM »
The ability to defecate bricks....
The ability to vomit super annoying celebrities at any given time...
The ability to sneeze out morlocks at any given time without warning...
The ability to hear the thoughts of everyone in the world all at the same time without being able to stop...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #65 on: October 21, 2013, 03:43:33 AM »
Being totally invincible.








And then you realize you can't use the bathroom and will need surgery.




And you're INVINCIBLE.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #66 on: October 21, 2013, 08:39:56 AM »
Being able to wave around glowsticks.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #67 on: October 21, 2013, 09:09:23 AM »
The ability to poop oatmeal if you sniff a carrot
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #68 on: October 21, 2013, 12:43:49 PM »
The ability to headbang at 1000 BPM
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #69 on: October 21, 2013, 02:03:23 PM »
The ability to say a joke that isn't about poop.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #70 on: October 21, 2013, 06:15:26 PM »
The ability to grow your left earlobe.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #71 on: October 22, 2013, 05:09:50 AM »
The ability to shrink, but not to grow back!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #72 on: October 22, 2013, 10:21:01 AM »
The ability to draw an exact circle.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #73 on: October 22, 2013, 03:37:29 PM »
The ability to sneeze really loudly.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #74 on: October 26, 2013, 07:16:50 AM »
The ability to know where every single clue in Blues Clues is.
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