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Offline MaskaTheOtter

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #645 on: March 18, 2014, 12:14:04 AM »
the ability to summon some butter and jam for once it is toast
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #646 on: March 18, 2014, 12:15:34 AM »
The ability to toast.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #647 on: March 18, 2014, 12:19:11 AM »
butter vision... like laser vision but with butter
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #648 on: March 18, 2014, 12:20:42 AM »
The ability to sweat jam.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #649 on: March 18, 2014, 12:51:26 PM »
The ability to make your skin sag
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #650 on: March 18, 2014, 02:25:09 PM »
The ability to squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle WITH YOUR MIND!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #651 on: March 18, 2014, 04:32:17 PM »
The ability to make Aglets on demand
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #652 on: March 18, 2014, 11:21:41 PM »
The ability to conjure ice cream demons
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #653 on: March 18, 2014, 11:27:50 PM »
Quote from: KaneQuicktail on March 18, 2014, 11:21:41 PM
The ability to conjure ice cream demons
I think this is the most delicious power.




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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #654 on: March 18, 2014, 11:41:06 PM »
The ability to turn visible when someone sees you.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #655 on: March 19, 2014, 03:31:12 AM »
The ability to play any instrument at all, quieter than the human ear can register.


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Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM
"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #656 on: March 19, 2014, 03:37:57 AM »
The ability to use your body as a Wi-FI hotspot only in good Wi-Fi areas.
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« Reply #657 on: March 19, 2014, 03:41:39 AM »
The ability to read right to left in a standard English-book.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #658 on: March 19, 2014, 04:59:19 AM »
The ability to come back to life as long as you're not dead.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #659 on: March 19, 2014, 05:15:24 AM »
The ability to comfort and cheer up the happiest of optimists.
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Quote from: White Wolf Guardian on April 13, 2014, 07:03:17 PM
"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
Flow the sands of time...             Back to better days...
Let the years, like the gears        Memories, like a dream,
Of a clock, unwind...                   Wash tears away...

Like a star in the sky,                 Cast away your old face,
Darkness can't reach you,           Full of gloom and spite...
Light the night, Joy is light           With this mask, I'll ask to
'Til the new dawn...                     Borrow your light...

- Song of Healing, LoZ: Majora's Mask
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