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Offline MaskaTheOtter

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #675 on: March 22, 2014, 03:20:12 AM »
the ability to reverse gravity. can only use once
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #676 on: March 22, 2014, 03:41:16 AM »
The ability to drink lava*.




*NOTE: I never said "and survive".
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #677 on: March 22, 2014, 04:32:46 AM »
The ability to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #678 on: March 23, 2014, 02:32:04 AM »
Quote from: HadenWolfFox20 on March 22, 2014, 04:32:46 AM
The ability to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth.
That would be one hell of a power


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #679 on: March 23, 2014, 02:37:16 AM »
The ability to summon a random man in funny clothes playing a happy tune on the accordion every time someone is trying to strangle you to death...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #680 on: March 25, 2014, 03:21:55 AM »
The ability to say something to someone and have everyone in the room have no idea what you just said.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #681 on: March 26, 2014, 01:04:29 AM »
The ability to be incredibly attractive, unless someone's looking.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #682 on: March 26, 2014, 02:03:24 AM »
The ability to speak to fish.... aquaman anyone?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #683 on: March 26, 2014, 02:51:36 AM »
The ability to do anything for a Klondike bar XP
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Outside on a winter's night as the rain begins to fall
There's a chill in the air and the howl of a wolf while the rain beats at the door
Seven kings will ride on the wind up towards        the mountains high                             
And the only sound that will break the air is the warrior's bitter cry

-Starfire by Dragonforce.

For those who know me I'm still kicking around here, enjoying life. For those who don't know me I do invite you to get to know me if you'd like :3.

We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

(The song that the lyrics in my siggy come from :3).
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #684 on: March 26, 2014, 01:51:00 PM »
the power to create nothing from something!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #685 on: March 26, 2014, 06:45:30 PM »
The power to eat anything, as long as it's food!
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"Look at all these no good tourists, thinking they know culture and I'm but another local. But neigh, I am self-aware, so much I can make an entirely blank expression so they never know the amount of feel that I feel. For I am ♤♡♢♧The Veehemoth♧♢♡"♤

Day to night, Dark to light,          In your mind, walk through time
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #686 on: March 26, 2014, 08:31:54 PM »
The power to create pie by breathing onto the ingredients!
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Outside on a winter's night as the rain begins to fall
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Seven kings will ride on the wind up towards        the mountains high                             
And the only sound that will break the air is the warrior's bitter cry

-Starfire by Dragonforce.

For those who know me I'm still kicking around here, enjoying life. For those who don't know me I do invite you to get to know me if you'd like :3.

We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #687 on: March 26, 2014, 10:50:19 PM »
the ability to be woken up by the lovely sound of a hammer
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #688 on: March 27, 2014, 12:25:29 AM »
The power of being annoying :P.
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Outside on a winter's night as the rain begins to fall
There's a chill in the air and the howl of a wolf while the rain beats at the door
Seven kings will ride on the wind up towards        the mountains high                             
And the only sound that will break the air is the warrior's bitter cry

-Starfire by Dragonforce.

For those who know me I'm still kicking around here, enjoying life. For those who don't know me I do invite you to get to know me if you'd like :3.

We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #689 on: March 27, 2014, 07:31:24 AM »
The ability to rotate your head 360 degress, but lose your eyesight when you do.
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