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Offline KaneQuicktail

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #690 on: March 27, 2014, 12:52:53 PM »
The power to lag in real-life
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #691 on: March 27, 2014, 04:29:20 PM »
The power to slowly lose all your friends through suicide..
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #692 on: March 27, 2014, 05:34:37 PM »
The Power to speak Al Bhed

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Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
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I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

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Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #693 on: March 27, 2014, 09:15:21 PM »
The ability to become invisible in front of a Green object
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #694 on: March 28, 2014, 07:10:50 AM »
The power to take a power nap when ever it's an inconvenient moment to take a power nap.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #695 on: March 28, 2014, 07:20:45 AM »
The power to knit!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #696 on: March 28, 2014, 11:32:32 PM »
^ I don't think that's useless lol

The power to put your shoes on backwards
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #697 on: March 29, 2014, 05:28:04 AM »
The power to drain batteries but never charge them.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #698 on: March 29, 2014, 12:55:57 PM »
The power to make paint dry slightly faster than the normal speed of drying paint.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #699 on: March 29, 2014, 10:32:18 PM »
The power to cause dramaaaaaaa~ xD
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #700 on: March 30, 2014, 01:12:36 PM »
^ this


The power to eat food through osmosis
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #701 on: March 30, 2014, 02:55:34 PM »
The ability to reverse you digestive system.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #702 on: March 30, 2014, 07:20:23 PM »
The ability to complete the digestive track in about 2-3 days.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #703 on: March 31, 2014, 03:48:07 AM »
The ability to achieve photosynthesis through eating many vegetables :P
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Outside on a winter's night as the rain begins to fall
There's a chill in the air and the howl of a wolf while the rain beats at the door
Seven kings will ride on the wind up towards        the mountains high                             
And the only sound that will break the air is the warrior's bitter cry

-Starfire by Dragonforce.

For those who know me I'm still kicking around here, enjoying life. For those who don't know me I do invite you to get to know me if you'd like :3.

We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #704 on: March 31, 2014, 11:59:20 AM »
The power turn into a melon whenever you think about pies.
Watch out Timmy!
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