Author Topic: Useless Super Powers (Read 30940 times)

Vulpatrino · « **Reply #705 on:** March 31, 2014, 06:01:54 PM »

The ability to turn into a pie whenever you think about Frank Sinatra.

<.< No one >.> · « **Reply #706 on:** April 05, 2014, 08:07:14 AM »

Having the ability to transform into a bucket of water, but not having the ability to turn back.

Thalion · « **Reply #707 on:** April 06, 2014, 08:19:30 PM »

Tree powers activate!

George · « **Reply #708 on:** April 06, 2014, 08:24:39 PM »

The ability to generate cheezy pickup lines at will.

Thalion · « **Reply #709 on:** April 06, 2014, 08:26:58 PM »

The power to command all the dust particles of the world!

Vulpatrino · « **Reply #710 on:** April 06, 2014, 10:35:52 PM »

^ dustmancing!

The power to understand that 2+2=4.

Thalion · « **Reply #711 on:** April 06, 2014, 11:01:53 PM »

sounds like we all have useless powers then

Microwave Man! All he can do is heat stuff up

George · « **Reply #712 on:** April 07, 2014, 05:00:59 AM »

but it will still be frozen in the center, despite burning the skin upon touch

Colioli4 · « **Reply #713 on:** April 07, 2014, 06:27:26 AM »

Being able to stop a bullet... once.

Vulpatrino · « **Reply #714 on:** April 08, 2014, 03:21:26 AM »

Being able to let projectiles pierce through your bodily tissue.

Tim Siguire · « **Reply #715 on:** April 08, 2014, 06:29:28 AM »

the power to give people useless superpowers

Thalion · « **Reply #716 on:** April 08, 2014, 06:39:13 AM »

The power to go super slow motion

hdrgn · « **Reply #717 on:** April 10, 2014, 08:17:54 AM »

The power to explode into confetti

George · « **Reply #718 on:** April 13, 2014, 12:50:55 AM »

The ability to generate fake statistix.

Grey · « **Reply #719 on:** April 13, 2014, 12:14:20 PM »

The ability to turn into a literal couch potato.

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