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Author Topic: Useless Super Powers  (Read 30935 times)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #720 on: April 13, 2014, 01:03:20 PM »
The power to tell everyone the obvious
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #721 on: April 13, 2014, 01:36:40 PM »
The ability to command a slo-mo jump at will.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #722 on: April 13, 2014, 02:25:11 PM »
The ability to walk in at the most awkward moment
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #723 on: April 13, 2014, 03:08:24 PM »
The ability to say "Nice one, dude" AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #724 on: April 13, 2014, 03:49:16 PM »
The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #725 on: April 13, 2014, 07:44:38 PM »
The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)
I think that would be awesome
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #726 on: April 13, 2014, 07:49:46 PM »
The ability to have bad breath in the morning.
Oh wait...
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #727 on: April 13, 2014, 08:52:25 PM »
The ability to have good looking hair in the morning (may not be completely useless)

My mane flops to equine blandness after a few hours, but my bed-head often looks like it took all night to style, everything looks deliberate. (did I spell that right?)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #728 on: April 13, 2014, 08:53:23 PM »
The ability to explode on contact with other people.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #729 on: April 13, 2014, 11:21:12 PM »
The ability to see two seconds into the future

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #730 on: April 13, 2014, 11:24:41 PM »
The power to tell everyone the obvious
too late

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #731 on: April 14, 2014, 01:14:12 AM »
Able to summon a baby duck at will!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #732 on: April 15, 2014, 01:25:58 AM »
The ability to sneeze nitroglycerin!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #733 on: April 15, 2014, 03:59:02 AM »
The power to super whisper!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #734 on: April 19, 2014, 04:51:10 PM »
The ability to not get a bed head. Actually I think this is a superpower I possess, because my hair cannot get messed up.
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