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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #735 on: April 20, 2014, 12:34:47 AM »
The power to divide by zero
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #736 on: April 20, 2014, 03:23:52 AM »
The power to divide by zero

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #737 on: April 20, 2014, 04:53:26 AM »
The power to predict what your going to do in the past

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #738 on: April 20, 2014, 05:03:36 AM »
The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #739 on: April 29, 2014, 09:25:29 PM »
The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
But loving is such a wonderful thing... I think that is one of the greatest powers
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #740 on: April 29, 2014, 09:27:09 PM »
The power to love... Because honestly thats the most pointless one I have
But loving is such a wonderful thing... I think that is one of the greatest powers


I'm with Maska on this one... unless you mean it's pointless, because you already have it?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #741 on: May 01, 2014, 01:31:28 AM »
The power to moonwalk instead of walking
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #742 on: May 01, 2014, 05:16:51 AM »
The power to trip over 2D objects (like lines on a gym floor).
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #743 on: May 01, 2014, 11:09:19 PM »
The power to conjure febreeze
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #744 on: May 15, 2014, 07:52:52 AM »
The power to identify Over-ripe Apricot as a colour

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #745 on: May 15, 2014, 12:48:26 PM »
The power to set off fire alarms by simply looking at them

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #746 on: May 15, 2014, 01:19:22 PM »
The power to read upside down letters
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #747 on: May 15, 2014, 07:30:14 PM »
The power to always misunderstand anything other people say
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #748 on: May 15, 2014, 08:31:59 PM »
The power to shoot falafel from your eyeballs.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #749 on: May 15, 2014, 08:47:03 PM »
^ I'll be honest, I never would've thought if that...

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