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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #765 on: May 28, 2014, 03:45:36 PM »
I'd kill for that power.




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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #766 on: May 28, 2014, 03:47:57 PM »
I sorta meant the power to turn into Wheeler, not the power to have his job.




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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #767 on: May 28, 2014, 03:58:40 PM »
Hmmmmm the power to have an power but only use it to save puppies, that are on fire on the moon, surrounded by giant murderous monkey cyborgs who are unbeatable so you can't actually save the puppy and actually don't have a power
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #768 on: June 04, 2014, 08:47:47 PM »
The ability to communicate with fruit.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #769 on: June 05, 2014, 04:26:14 AM »
The ability to use a different useless power.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #770 on: June 08, 2014, 08:55:56 PM »
The power to see one millisecond into the future.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #771 on: June 09, 2014, 05:34:12 PM »
Burp-ray vision
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #773 on: June 11, 2014, 07:12:35 PM »
The ability to a human kazoo.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #774 on: June 11, 2014, 07:21:40 PM »
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #775 on: June 16, 2014, 10:22:43 PM »
I don't think the power of summoning millions of calendars would be that great…
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #776 on: June 17, 2014, 04:57:30 AM »
The power to lick stamps... WITH YOUR MIND!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #777 on: June 17, 2014, 03:02:51 PM »
The power to eat dirt and like the taste of it.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #778 on: June 21, 2014, 07:57:28 PM »
The power to distinguish variations of off-white


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #779 on: June 21, 2014, 08:31:43 PM »
The ability to shoot rainbow lasers, but only if five other guys are with me, we're in possesion of six magic pieces of jewelry, each piece of jewelry is given to the correct guy as decided by some magical thingie that not even the most powerful being in the land understands, and even then, only if the plot demands it.
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