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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #840 on: September 13, 2014, 05:39:35 PM »
Quote from: mark the fox on September 03, 2014, 04:58:41 PM
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #841 on: September 15, 2014, 12:18:14 AM »

Quote from: Ulfur on August 26, 2014, 08:15:19 PM
The power to taste things with your nose.
Technically you can do just that.

Try eating a biscuit and smelling a lemon or lime at the time. Your brain, if it works, will get confused and you'll taste the object you were smelling and vice versa.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #842 on: September 15, 2014, 12:21:10 AM »
The power of common sense. Or that thing that happens it the skittles advert. Touches any thing and object turns into a pile of skittles.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #843 on: September 15, 2014, 12:39:25 AM »

Quote from: Drakos on October 16, 2013, 11:04:41 PM
The ability to grow your toe or fingernails on command as long as you can
One of the villains in x-men 2 can do that.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #844 on: September 16, 2014, 08:39:53 PM »
The power to invent Myspace... now.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #845 on: September 16, 2014, 08:51:55 PM »
I hadn't thought of that one.

The ability to have nose bleeds at only the most awkward situations. 


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #846 on: September 16, 2014, 08:53:09 PM »
Or to resurrect your self after you've died.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #847 on: September 16, 2014, 09:00:43 PM »
The ability to give yourself cancer.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #848 on: September 17, 2014, 10:09:07 AM »
The ability to hear the song "What is love" by heddaway in your head for eternity
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #849 on: September 17, 2014, 12:25:16 PM »
I would not mind that.

The ability to think of completely useless and non-relevant facts.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #850 on: September 19, 2014, 04:20:13 AM »
The ability to memorise phone books from the 90's
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #851 on: September 19, 2014, 08:26:31 AM »
The power to touch the sun.
I didn't say you were protected though.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #852 on: September 19, 2014, 03:14:40 PM »
The ability to drink more coffee than what would be considered a healthy amount and not get a buzz.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #853 on: September 19, 2014, 05:04:52 PM »
You can end up like that any way.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #854 on: September 19, 2014, 05:05:34 PM »
The ability to not ever get drunk.


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