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Offline oddi

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #90 on: November 16, 2013, 02:28:58 PM »
the ability to speak and understand klingon, but only sentences that start with the words 'prune juice'.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #91 on: November 17, 2013, 01:24:43 AM »
The ability to grow your nails.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #92 on: November 21, 2013, 05:58:00 AM »
The ability to time travel into the future!!!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #93 on: November 26, 2013, 06:35:14 PM »
The ability to get a song stuck in your head
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #94 on: November 26, 2013, 06:41:50 PM »
The ability to speak only in death metal screams.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #95 on: November 26, 2013, 07:03:07 PM »
The ability to stay cross eyed without effort for over an hour
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #96 on: November 26, 2013, 07:05:36 PM »
^ha!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2013, 10:38:32 PM »
The ability to repel normal people
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #98 on: November 28, 2013, 12:55:26 AM »
Thexability to lick your elbow. No normal peeson can do it. Try!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #99 on: November 29, 2013, 06:16:28 AM »
Quote from: TheFluorescentVulpes on November 28, 2013, 12:55:26 AM
Thexability to lick your elbow. No normal peeson can do it. Try!


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #100 on: November 29, 2013, 07:18:29 AM »
The ability to be able to spit really really far.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #101 on: November 29, 2013, 09:13:57 AM »
The ability to see lies but can't prove the truth
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #102 on: November 30, 2013, 05:44:32 PM »
The ability to Send someone to the moon.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #103 on: December 01, 2013, 05:09:09 AM »
Lukewarm vision... for the times where heat vision is just to hot.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #104 on: December 01, 2013, 07:49:05 AM »
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Lukewarm vision... for the times where heat vision is just to hot.

Heh heh heh, that's a good one.

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