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Offline Toxic Konpeito

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #195 on: December 12, 2013, 09:43:21 PM »
The ability to snore silently
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #196 on: December 12, 2013, 10:06:58 PM »
The ability to fart without smell
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #197 on: December 12, 2013, 10:36:43 PM »
The ability to swim in custard
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #198 on: December 12, 2013, 10:48:28 PM »
The ability to....fly for 2 seconds
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #199 on: December 12, 2013, 11:30:18 PM »
Quote from: JollyGreenFox on December 12, 2013, 10:06:58 PM
The ability to fart without smell
Is there still noise? If so, still useless.
If not, super stealth fart mode.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #200 on: December 13, 2013, 03:51:06 AM »
Dumb joke for every occasion.

Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #201 on: December 13, 2013, 04:02:10 AM »
XD thats horrible but funny
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #202 on: December 13, 2013, 06:37:37 AM »
The ability to breathe methane, like how we breathe in Oxygen.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #203 on: December 13, 2013, 08:21:09 PM »
The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #204 on: December 13, 2013, 08:28:32 PM »
The ability to always get viruses on evey  pc you touch

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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #205 on: December 13, 2013, 08:42:56 PM »
the ability to summon a small army of philosophers once every six months
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #206 on: December 13, 2013, 08:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Edie on December 13, 2013, 08:21:09 PM
The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #207 on: December 13, 2013, 08:47:03 PM »
Quote from: ReibuKoneko on December 13, 2013, 08:44:48 PM
Quote from: Edie on December 13, 2013, 08:21:09 PM
The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
But why?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #208 on: December 13, 2013, 08:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Edie on December 13, 2013, 08:47:03 PM
Quote from: ReibuKoneko on December 13, 2013, 08:44:48 PM
Quote from: Edie on December 13, 2013, 08:21:09 PM
The ability to see through windows as though there weren't a window there.
I would PAY for that Power...
But why?
For the LOL's
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #209 on: December 13, 2013, 10:39:38 PM »
LOL *exchanges look with Edie*

I would pay for the opposite power *giggle*

I want the power of attracting a mate exactly 1 foot taller than me.
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