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Offline JollyGreenFox

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #225 on: December 14, 2013, 04:22:17 AM »
The ability to pick your nose with no hands
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all's okay, then everything crumbles
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He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
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I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #226 on: December 15, 2013, 02:54:26 AM »
Power granted, Trixsie, now pay up.
(You can already see through windows as though there are windows there)
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Offline JollyGreenFox

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #227 on: December 15, 2013, 03:07:09 AM »
The power to make music when you fart
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #228 on: December 15, 2013, 03:15:21 AM »
The ability to summon one piece of paper every twenty-four hours.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #229 on: December 15, 2013, 03:18:55 AM »
I could find a lot of uses for summoning a piece of paper.
Making bets, writing on it when I have a good idea, for dramatic effect.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #230 on: December 15, 2013, 03:29:51 AM »
Quote from: Edie on December 15, 2013, 03:18:55 AM
I could find a lot of uses for summoning a piece of paper.
Making bets, writing on it when I have a good idea, for dramatic effect.


But you can only summon one piece every twenty-four hours, so once a day. It'd be pretty useless to me.


The ability to refill anyone's bladder.



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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #231 on: December 15, 2013, 03:38:32 AM »
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #232 on: December 15, 2013, 03:39:14 AM »
Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.

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Quote from: JollyGreenFox on December 15, 2013, 03:38:32 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #233 on: December 15, 2013, 03:49:21 AM »
Not qutite it would be like an imaginary friend
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #234 on: December 15, 2013, 03:51:19 AM »
Quote from: Edie on December 15, 2013, 03:39:14 AM
Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.


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Quote from: JollyGreenFox on December 15, 2013, 03:38:32 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?


My powers? Or JollyGreenFox's powers?  <.<
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #235 on: December 15, 2013, 04:35:41 AM »
Quote from: The Discord Pup on December 15, 2013, 03:51:19 AM
Quote from: Edie on December 15, 2013, 03:39:14 AM
Your powers are awesome, I'd use them to their full potential.


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Quote from: JollyGreenFox on December 15, 2013, 03:38:32 AM
The ability to call in a video game character into real life that only you can see
Would they really be real then?


My powers? Or JollyGreenFox's powers?  <.<
Yours.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #236 on: December 15, 2013, 04:36:11 AM »
YAY mine are useless
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #237 on: December 15, 2013, 04:47:56 AM »
This just means I have to come up with better useless powers, because I'm apparently no good at it just yet.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #238 on: December 15, 2013, 04:50:31 AM »
Well with brain power like yours you can do it :)
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Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away

He said I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
and I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
my mouth is alive and running inside
and I'm hungry like the wolf

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #239 on: December 15, 2013, 04:53:56 AM »
Thanks!  :)


I think I have one.


The ability to be 13% bullet proof.
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