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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #345 on: December 19, 2013, 12:58:16 AM »
The Ability to mock a meme.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #346 on: December 19, 2013, 01:19:36 AM »
The ability to turn summer into winter at random.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #347 on: December 19, 2013, 01:35:07 AM »
Tge ability to predit only extreemly obvious weather.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #348 on: December 19, 2013, 01:41:13 AM »
The ability to turn sugar into salt.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #349 on: December 19, 2013, 01:44:52 AM »
The ability to spacealk wiothout a spacesuit.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #350 on: December 19, 2013, 01:55:12 AM »
The ability to raise the dead, for three seconds.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #351 on: December 19, 2013, 01:56:23 AM »
The ability to only stop time ob your alarm clock.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #352 on: December 19, 2013, 01:59:31 AM »
The ability to change your feet into hooves, but not change them back.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #353 on: December 19, 2013, 11:53:12 PM »
The ability to dance awkwardly only in public.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #354 on: December 20, 2013, 01:56:02 AM »
The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #355 on: December 20, 2013, 03:08:22 AM »
THe power of [CENSORED]-vision(TM)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #356 on: December 20, 2013, 01:57:55 PM »

The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
that would be very annoying...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #357 on: December 20, 2013, 04:40:52 PM »
The power of making the dial-up noise.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #358 on: December 20, 2013, 08:12:12 PM »
The power of having the Dial up noise all the time around only you
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #359 on: December 20, 2013, 08:45:10 PM »

The power to turn the TV on and off every time you blink.
that would be very annoying...


And very useless.


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