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Offline Trixsie Vixen

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #435 on: December 28, 2013, 09:14:20 AM »
The ability to turn gold thread into armpit hair

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #436 on: December 28, 2013, 02:05:44 PM »
The abillity to grow a mustache that keeps growing and can't be cut or shaved off
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #437 on: December 29, 2013, 08:18:43 PM »
The ability to grant wishes but only for goats.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #438 on: December 30, 2013, 07:45:54 AM »
The ability to only speak backwards...
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #439 on: December 31, 2013, 06:55:32 AM »
The ability to always have acid reflux.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #440 on: December 31, 2013, 07:49:45 AM »
The ability to name every single pokemon ... IN ORDER!
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #441 on: December 31, 2013, 12:59:45 PM »
The ability to always have acid reflux but not even post about it first :(

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #442 on: December 31, 2013, 05:05:31 PM »
talking to your feet
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #443 on: December 31, 2013, 08:18:39 PM »
Make yourself itchy.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #444 on: December 31, 2013, 09:52:39 PM »
Being able to breath through your ear.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #445 on: January 01, 2014, 06:20:32 AM »
Being able to breath through your ear.


Really, can't think of ANY use for this superpower Maska?

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #446 on: January 01, 2014, 06:25:59 AM »
the ability to breath though your nose and mouth at thesame time.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #447 on: January 01, 2014, 10:26:15 AM »
The ability to summon a flying cloud but not ride one


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #448 on: January 01, 2014, 09:02:52 PM »
The ability to mine Astatine
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #449 on: January 01, 2014, 11:30:51 PM »
The Ability to understand what Astatine is
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