Useless Super Powers

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

The power to know every slang term for money

[BakaFawkes]

The power to come up with Useless Super Powers off the top of your head.

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

The power to know the number you are thinking of at any moment

[Grey]

The ability to make apples fly.

[BakaFawkes]

The ability to change the brightness of your screen with your mind.

[Grey]

The ability to argue with yourself and lose.

[BakaFawkes]

The ability to choose a random point in time years from know when you want to be unlucky.

[<.< No one >.>]

The ability to slow down all the molecules in your body by 0.000000000004%

[Vulpatrino]

The ability to slow down all the molecules in your body by 0.000000000004%

According to modern physics, you'd probably just have to run to do that (at least to an observer outside the body).

The power to comprehend physics after taking a course about it.
No, hold on, that might be sorta useful...

[<.< No one >.>]

Well thanks for bumming me out with your FACTS Vulpatrino 


The ability to have a useless ability

[Vulpatrino]

The ability to apologise to people for bumming them out. (useless because clearly, everyone has that ability. Not so super.)


Did I mention yet that I'm trying to use this ability?

[KaneQuicktail]

The awesome power to make people itch

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

The power to say anything backwards except for when you need to

[Vulpatrino]

The power to say anything forwards, but only when people aren't around. (saying everything backwards to people)

[KaneQuicktail]

The ability to travel through time at the speed of time.