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Author Topic: Useless Super Powers  (Read 30924 times)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #780 on: June 21, 2014, 09:02:19 PM »
The ability to absorb the knowledge from what you eat...

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #781 on: June 21, 2014, 09:43:57 PM »
The ability to sneeze pineapples.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #782 on: June 21, 2014, 09:46:55 PM »
The ability to turn into glass
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #783 on: June 22, 2014, 01:43:56 PM »
The ability to turn cotton candy into candy floss.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #784 on: July 04, 2014, 10:45:16 AM »
Onion-ray vision

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« Reply #785 on: July 06, 2014, 03:23:14 PM »
The power to summon obese caribou
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #786 on: July 07, 2014, 07:09:28 AM »
The ability to always be alone, even with people around. .-.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #787 on: July 08, 2014, 03:11:16 PM »
The ability to always be tired regardless of sleep

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #788 on: July 08, 2014, 04:12:42 PM »
The ability to become a pile of freshly dropped dung.
People make omellettes with butter? Ew!

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #789 on: July 08, 2014, 04:25:41 PM »
ability to become a fish while on land
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #790 on: July 08, 2014, 06:27:02 PM »
The ability to cry spaghetti sauce.


That actually sounds gross.
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« Reply #791 on: July 08, 2014, 06:30:22 PM »
It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #792 on: July 11, 2014, 05:58:24 AM »
It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti

But every time you sneezed…
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #793 on: July 12, 2014, 03:29:41 AM »
It might be fun if you had the power to sneeze spaghetti

But every time you sneezed…
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #794 on: July 12, 2014, 12:18:30 PM »
the amazing power to forget where your car keys are. I think I have that one
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