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Author Topic: Useless Super Powers  (Read 30913 times)

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #855 on: September 19, 2014, 05:32:54 PM »
The ability to get drunk by eating any type of food that contains sugar. I believe this is an actual problem for some people.
I want to go to bed and sleep and stuff.

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #856 on: September 20, 2014, 06:11:23 PM »
The ability to turn into the fesrsome....SLOTHSNAILSLUG....10000 years to get to Taco bell
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #857 on: September 21, 2014, 12:30:31 AM »
Wait what could you please rephrase what you just said chase?

The ability to like call of duty: ghosts.


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #858 on: September 21, 2014, 12:37:15 AM »
sloth-snail-slug...the slowest creature that never existed
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #859 on: September 21, 2014, 10:12:53 PM »
the ability to only control one tv in existence.
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #860 on: September 22, 2014, 04:36:27 PM »
The ability to summon fingernail clippings

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #861 on: September 22, 2014, 05:22:49 PM »
The ability to be a couch potato


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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #862 on: September 22, 2014, 09:38:34 PM »
the ability to communicate with furniture
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #863 on: September 23, 2014, 07:05:11 PM »
The ability to turn into an Xbox
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #864 on: September 23, 2014, 07:13:01 PM »
Meh I'm used to being toyed with
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #865 on: September 24, 2014, 09:03:36 PM »
the ability to turn into a pumpkin
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #866 on: September 25, 2014, 11:39:53 AM »
GPS fudge hearing

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #867 on: September 26, 2014, 02:09:36 AM »
the ability to turn into a pile of silicone
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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #868 on: September 26, 2014, 08:40:32 AM »
Helium farts

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Re: Useless Super Powers
« Reply #869 on: September 26, 2014, 09:27:45 AM »

Helium farts
I could see that as being somewhat useful.
The ability to grow hair really quickly.


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