Asks magic genie witch to create portal to alternate Halo universe. I teleport to the fictional future and head for the nearest UNSC ship. Aboard, I take control and fly the ship back through the portal. Aiming the big, massive cannon at you. I load myself in the chamber and fire myself, finger first, at your head. Ten times the speed of sound, you have just been poked.
I'm playing Halo right now btw.