*Changes a state of matter on sigols, combining a wavefunction of a single electron that is in the region of space that belongs to Sigols to a wave function that belongs to the space that occupies me. Using extremely high definition lasers, I am able to poke this single electron on me and change it's spin, through quantum entanglement this changes the same electron on you, changing it's spin and effectively causing me to poke you*
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