^
WARNING:
Subject above may be prone to the fallowing:
Uncontrollable Ear Twitching
Random Cries for Pizza
Obsessive Smerggling
Hoarding bobble heads And/Or striped socks
Spontaneous Combustion
Accumulating Static Electricity
Dispensing Accumulated Static Electricity
If you or a loved one has experienced any of the side effects listed above , please call your local Furry Trapper and seek mental/emotional/medical/legal help as soon as possible.