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Not my brightest moment....
« on: November 29, 2013, 07:21:37 AM »
We're all flawed, and we all have our moments. But this place is for those times when you kinda were being a total goofball and didn't realize it til afterwards or just plain embarrassing moments. So post yours today!




One of my goofball moments:


Summoning Chuck Norris and falafel ninjas in a training grounds RP.


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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2013, 03:48:57 PM »
First day on my first job, I spend about 5 minutes in front of my boss trying to spell calendar because of a total mental blank XD
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2013, 05:40:26 PM »
In the first few seconds of my Caberet Act (reciting Edgar's Challenge from Act III Scene 5 in King Lear), I forget, out of all the words that could be forgotten, the word "speech". It went over alright though and I started over and recited it perfectly.
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2013, 05:50:59 PM »
From being sick for a week and having my teachers give me a week + Thanks giving break to catch up on work and not doing it till Sunday... :(


I'm so screwed...
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2013, 05:59:42 PM »
From being sick for a week and having my teachers give me a week + Thanks giving break to catch up on work and not doing it till Sunday... :(


I'm so screwed...


Wow. My best suggestion is to get off this fourm and give that work your full attention.
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2013, 06:05:12 PM »
On the last day of my internship I was fixing a computer with a dead power supply unit. So I switched what I thought was the fuse - unfortunately it turned out to be the 110/230V switch. Ouch. Luckily nothing bad happened.
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2013, 06:16:32 PM »
On the last day of my internship I was fixing a computer with a dead power supply unit. So I switched what I thought was the fuse - unfortunately it turned out to be the 110/230V switch. Ouch. Luckily nothing bad happened.


Electrifying! (Ha! I love puns!)

[/size][size=78%]You [/size]Know[size=78%] those party-Poppers that you throw on the ground and [/size]explode[size=78%]? well.. I tore a bunch apart and made a big one... that exploded in my face. [/size]There[size=78%] was a [/size]very[size=78%] loud flash, a very loud bang, and it was nighttime. it turned out to wake my parents up, and the flash was [/size][size=78%][/size]resemblant[size=78%][/size][size=78%] of a Flashbang grenade, and blinded me for a couple minutes. [/size][size=78%]
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2014, 05:26:56 AM »
One time I tried to hard boil and egg in the microwave, I put it in there for a little while and when I I pulled it out with a pair of tongs it blew up in my face and made a big mess of egg and a bunch of it got caught in my hair and eyebrows. Another time I was doing some welding and I had a little hole that had worn through my boot and ill be darned if a bit of molten metal dripped into that tiny hole and right in between my toes. I think I may have broken a land speed record for removing a boot that day. Lastly in shop class I got a little burn on my arm from a hot metal chip and an hour later it turned into a neat little blister, Because this blister was more interesting then what was going on in class I started to play with it and long story short it popped and squirted me right in the eye.
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2014, 05:35:02 AM »
Today I made the mistake of not knocking on my parents door before walking in.... I also fell in a mud puddle on my way to a friends house... yeahhhhhh
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2014, 09:36:31 AM »
I woke up half sleeping and opened my yogurt drink sideways.... It dripped all over my feet.
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2014, 03:17:28 PM »
Pretty much every other post I put on TFF.


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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2014, 02:34:40 AM »
 Another time I was doing some welding and I had a little hole that had worn through my boot and ill be darned if a bit of molten metal dripped into that tiny hole and right in between my toes. I think I may have broken a land speed record for removing a boot that day.
 I welded in rubber boots once.....
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Re: Not my brightest moment....
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2014, 10:24:39 PM »
Got the sudden urge to dust the TV screen while holding to controller to my videogame system while it was on.  So I woke up a few minutes later...
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