oh christ list inbound
-if someone brings home instant noodles, i commit to eat them all in one night
-i often get my two cats and put them on my shoulders and deem myself the king of the felines
-if watching a film alone or with a few friends i will commentate it, especially horror films
-i'll often forget i'm not wearing shoes and go somewhere (went to the cinema last week, forgot to wear shoes, it was really awkward so i waited for everyone leave before i left)
as you can clearly see, you'd probably not want me as a friend IRL