I like eating lemons...
Weak person pleb who claims to like lemons: "I like to take a slice of lemon, and then squeeze it, so a few drops of lemon juice fall on my food, to make it taste mor fresh."
Me: "When I get my hands on a slice of lemon, I will actually eat it. I will dig my teeth in the lemon, and tear all of it out, untill only the peel is left. And, if there is more lemon to be eaten, I will continue to do so untill either the supply of lemons have been depleted, or my teeth hurt from the acidity..."
(Disclaimer: If you eat lemons the normal way, don't feel adressed. I am weird. You are normal...)