I sneeze INCREDIBLY loud. For instance, in my school, the rooms are separated by bricks that are approximately five inches thick, and the floors have the empty spaces between them, which is supposed to deaden sound, and people hear me from three to four rooms away, and one floor down. A buddy of mine likened my sneezing to that of a small explosion.
I also am beyond godlike at finding dense pockets of air, and succumbing to gravity.
I'm also really prone to rambling, to the consternation of my English teacher.