My entire life is embarrassing
I don't like rain and will avoid it at all costs, not cause it's wet but cause it's...rain
I only eat food my mum makes unless it's fish and chips
I talk to myself out loud all the time
I get turned on by furries...
I have crippling social anxiety...that's why I'm here
I sleep with a giant teddy bear despite being 17
I will only sleep if the wardrobe door is closed
The list goes on