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Offline Dubaku

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Pickup lines
« on: February 27, 2014, 11:48:24 PM »
What you do here is real simple. Just post up funny pickup lines.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 11:52:38 PM »
Here's an Aussie classic:


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 11:54:59 PM »
You must be an Olympic gold medal, 'cause I'm going for ya
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2014, 12:16:10 AM »
Do you have a sun burn or are you always this hot
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2014, 04:01:17 AM »
"If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning!"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2014, 04:02:27 AM »
I wanna live in your sock so I can be with you every step of the way
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2014, 04:06:35 AM »
Wow, Ben, that sock one's actually good. XD


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2014, 04:08:43 AM »
Are you religious? Because your the answer to all my prayers
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2014, 04:13:00 AM »
"I'd count to one million with you! <hint hint>"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2014, 04:15:51 AM »
I thought happiness started with an H. Then why does mine start with U
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2014, 05:00:26 AM »
"You must be a magnet because from the back I found myself attracted to you... But as soon as you turned around I was immediately repulsed"

Alternatively

"You're extremely attractive, you must have a lot of mass"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2014, 04:25:12 PM »
Your like my little toe because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my home hahahaha  X3
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2014, 04:28:16 PM »
.... You guys what the hell XD


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2014, 04:29:48 PM »
You must be a drill sergeant because my private is standing at attention
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 11:02:06 PM »
"your atomic number must be 11 cause your sodium fine!"   terrible pun I know  XD

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