Disclaimer: use at your own risk.
*when they look for something in their purse* "do you find it, my hearth, cuz I know you have it"
* for the guys; I have a 12 inch tounge and can breathe with my ears.
* for the girls; I can suck a golfball trough a garden hose.
" nice thighs you got there, I wanna use them as earmuffs"