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Offline George

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2014, 04:55:45 AM »
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2014, 05:00:29 AM »
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 05, 2014, 04:55:45 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."


"There are no circumstance under which I would utter a farewell statement with an implied permanence, (nor simply leave without a farewell)"

"There are no circumstance under which I would present false information as if it were truthful."


Far be it from me to do any or all of the above mentioned things, however in addition I do hereby swear I shall not make you into a sweet dish to be consumed after the main course.


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #107 on: May 29, 2014, 05:36:28 PM »
Can I give you a nickel to tickle my pickle?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #108 on: May 29, 2014, 09:49:53 PM »
How about you come and sit on my lap.
we can talk about whatever comes up.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #109 on: May 31, 2014, 04:43:21 PM »
If you click on my links I'll block your pop-up
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #110 on: June 02, 2014, 03:13:57 AM »
I hurt my lip..... can you kiss it better? *sad puppy eyes*
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #111 on: June 02, 2014, 03:16:03 AM »
Do you know how to stay warm in the winter?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2014, 07:37:43 AM »
Disclaimer: use at your own risk.

*when they look for something in their purse* "do you find it, my hearth, cuz I know you have it"
* for the guys; I have a 12 inch tounge and can breathe with my ears.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2014, 02:03:47 PM »
I'm bored... Wanna date?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #114 on: June 17, 2014, 01:15:02 PM »
You know, sex burns (just find up a suiting number) calories a minute, wanna work out?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #115 on: June 27, 2014, 03:17:53 PM »
"You wanna to come to my place and play house? You be the door and I slam ya"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #116 on: June 27, 2014, 03:22:19 PM »
"Hay baby is your body from mcdonald's?CAUSE IM LOVING IT!!!!"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #117 on: June 27, 2014, 10:43:04 PM »
If u were a booger I'd pick u first ;)


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #118 on: June 28, 2014, 08:14:05 PM »
Hi, I believe you to be a compatible genetic mate for reproduction, let's have sex.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #119 on: July 01, 2014, 10:38:12 AM »
Nice legs you got there, when do they open?
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