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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #120 on: July 01, 2014, 12:34:37 PM »
Is your name Nike?  Coz I wanna Just Do It!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #121 on: July 01, 2014, 01:57:11 PM »
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #122 on: July 15, 2014, 04:16:34 AM »
Hey baby, if you were a rock and I was Dwayne Johnson then we could have sex in my bed.  B) (This one would probably if both of you were drunk)
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« Reply #123 on: July 15, 2014, 05:07:25 AM »
Ay girl, you must be Gillette, because you the best a man can get
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #124 on: July 15, 2014, 06:33:13 AM »
This would work for a guy who plays a reed musical instrument bc it just makes sense okay?

Hey girl, this reed ain't the only thing I can get wet.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #125 on: July 15, 2014, 06:41:53 AM »
I should of ordered red instead of blue 'cause you have me on fire  :*
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #126 on: July 15, 2014, 10:53:58 AM »
[Yoda voice] "Always in motion is the future... of your hips"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #127 on: July 15, 2014, 10:12:41 PM »
"Do you like bread?"

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #128 on: July 16, 2014, 04:10:47 AM »
"Hey wanna **censor**"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #129 on: July 16, 2014, 04:35:34 AM »
Nice one, Ben. XD

How bout...
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #130 on: July 16, 2014, 06:50:35 PM »
Haha nice
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #131 on: July 16, 2014, 07:50:00 PM »
Very sound logic.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #132 on: July 17, 2014, 01:25:25 AM »
She looks so confused at first then she's like well we do both have chicken so why not
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #133 on: July 20, 2014, 08:53:15 PM »
Are you a flashbang? cuz you're stunning
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #134 on: July 20, 2014, 09:03:11 PM »
hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?
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