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Offline Trixsie Vixen

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2014, 11:18:26 PM »
I hate to admit but I've been tricked by this (once):


Man: "I bet you a drink I can make you boobs wobble without touching them"


Woman: "Ok sure"


Man: *wobbles boobs with hands* "OK you win, what do you want to drink?"


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2014, 11:22:14 PM »
Haha do you live on a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2014, 11:33:21 PM »
"Do you come from the West Indies coz Jamaican me crazy?"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2014, 12:39:18 AM »
Haha
Do you have a map I'm getting lost in your eyes
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2014, 01:43:52 AM »
"Are you an alien, cause your azz is out of this world."

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2014, 06:40:45 AM »
"Will you go out with me?"

Is the answer to that question ^ the same to this one?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2014, 07:21:31 AM »
"Are you a chemical element? Because Bro you should be mine"


                                              meh... I just thought of that.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2014, 11:37:02 AM »
Here's one for you Buna:


"Apart we are cact'i', but together we could be cact'us'!" *nudge nudge*
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« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2014, 05:46:36 PM »
^I'll have to use that one sometime
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2014, 12:45:44 AM »
Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called "bitch get in my car" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after it ...
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2014, 01:53:39 AM »
Well, you must be made of Carbon, Uranium and Tellurium, because you are CUTe
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2014, 05:04:48 AM »
Don't wake me up cause I just met the girl of my dreams
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2014, 05:14:03 AM »
Hey there, Wanna play some atari?  ;)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2014, 05:16:12 AM »
^I was considering posting that one, but thought it was too vague. XD
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2014, 05:24:59 AM »
I just put my ex in a box so let's o to your play station


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