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Offline Gone forever

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #285 on: May 04, 2015, 05:56:57 AM »
Me: You look like you need tickets to the gun show.

Them: what gun show?

Me: *flexes* BAYUM

Them:
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #286 on: May 10, 2015, 03:52:28 AM »
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a sweet ass (;
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #287 on: May 10, 2015, 04:30:08 PM »
Quote from: Furme on May 04, 2015, 05:56:57 AM
Me: You look like you need tickets to the gun show.

Them: what gun show?

Me: *flexes* BAYUM

Them:

You should have used this on me I would have been putty in your hands sooner
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #288 on: May 26, 2015, 01:14:41 PM »
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #289 on: June 14, 2015, 06:32:31 AM »
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #290 on: June 15, 2015, 10:53:48 PM »
Well then.


I heard you're freaky. Can I get a show?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #291 on: June 19, 2015, 04:20:19 PM »
I appreciate a kind word [removed]... and I don't wanna hear a word outta you ;)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #292 on: June 21, 2015, 04:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Persephone on May 10, 2015, 03:52:28 AM
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a sweet ass (;

I need to remember that one!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #293 on: June 22, 2015, 03:07:31 AM »
Are you going to be walking to your car alone later? Because if so I'll be sitting over there waiting
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #294 on: June 26, 2015, 06:05:09 AM »
 this just this
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #295 on: June 27, 2015, 03:11:29 PM »
Haha yup
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #296 on: July 02, 2015, 06:28:34 AM »
Uhm....


DOYOUWANTTOPUTYOURMOUTHONMYMOUTH!?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #297 on: July 02, 2015, 07:06:51 AM »
We have already said to avoid posting sexually suggestive lines. This thread is too prone to inappropriate content and shall be locked.
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