Pickup lines

[Trixsie Vixen]

You may do better with "Have you got any Lynx in you?  Would you like some?"


Or not.

[Maine]

"Are you a beaver? 'Cuz daaaaaaaammm!"

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

... It's sad that the girls are out doing us in lame pick up lines


This is why we need to have monthly fourm battles over them

[Crevan Fox]

Hey, are you a parking ticket? As you have 'fine' written all over you!

[Ben]

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

[anoni]

I CAME FROM THE YEAR 1994 TO SAY

will you go out with me?

[Crevan Fox]

*Act like you're jumping on and breaking ice, then; when they ask what you're doing, say:*

Oh, don't mind me! Just breaking the ice! Hi, my name's ...

[Trixsie Vixen]

... It's sad that the girls are out doing us in lame pick up lines


This is why we need to have monthly fourm battles over them

Maybe we just hear more of them?  Also there is some truth to the idea that a girl's pickup line need not be more complicated than "yes".




Here's a Star Trek theme one: Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Ohhhh Myyyyyy


And now the greatest pick up line ever, it works every time.








Hi, my name is, (insert name) and you are?

[Cheza]

Here's my pickup line:

Spoiler for Slight offtopic but still not:

^Should be a clear message for all who see it and understands what it is ^-^

As for a "proper" (if there is such a thing) pickup line:
"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

How cute Fluff Yeah I'mma call you Fluff


Are you a cat cause you are making me feline fine

[Solntse]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van.


but in all seriousness:


"Are you Betty Crocker? Because you're making me super moist"
"Do you have a library Card? Because, I'm checking you out."
Baby somebody better call god, cuz' he's missing an angel.
Baby, if you words on a page, you'd be what they call 'fine print.'

[Trixsie Vixen]

"Are you Betty Crocker? Because you're making me super moist"

^SO, GOOD! 


"wanna raisin?  How about a date?"

[HyenaKing]

.....*Poke*
HAIII

[ShiroTenshiRyu]

Baby are you Wi-Fi cause I'm feeling the connection