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Offline OriontheFox

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2014, 10:19:47 PM »
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #76 on: April 09, 2014, 04:30:06 AM »
Hahaha   XD pickup lines are very funny to me
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #77 on: April 09, 2014, 07:47:51 AM »
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #78 on: April 09, 2014, 07:51:29 AM »
Thats awesome  XD
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #79 on: April 09, 2014, 11:16:51 AM »
Him: Excuse me but do you have any kiwi in you?


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #80 on: April 09, 2014, 11:17:47 AM »
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #81 on: April 09, 2014, 12:52:03 PM »
I need some Zantax cuz my heart's burning for you!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #82 on: April 09, 2014, 07:30:59 PM »
Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2014, 06:49:30 AM »
"So your a bartender?"
"Yep."
"How about you give me a shot?"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2014, 10:46:18 AM »
Hey I lost my Teddybear, so I was wondering could I cuddle you instead?  ;)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2014, 11:16:52 AM »
There be monsters under my bed... Can I sleep in yours? ;__;
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2014, 11:19:05 AM »
I have to write school newspaper abou the finer things in life so can I interview you? XD
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #87 on: April 28, 2014, 06:03:41 AM »
Whoa, I missed a few steps and almost fell in love with you.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #88 on: April 28, 2014, 03:14:32 PM »
"If you were a sandwitch in McDonald's, they'd call you McBeauty"


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #89 on: April 28, 2014, 03:19:35 PM »
"There's no strangers to love..."
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