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Offline ShiroTenshiRyu

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2014, 04:36:46 PM »
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?




Yes




Oh I um well shit that's different




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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2014, 06:37:20 PM »
I guess they were flirting with you ;) if they said that...or they are an angel (or a demon) which is doubtful.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2014, 07:43:28 PM »
You must be a tiramisu, I just can't stop talking about you. (Wolgons only)
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2014, 08:36:48 AM »
Got these badass pickup lines from Beavis And Butthead

 Beavis And Butthead Classic Pick Ups
 
    • Uh, hey baby.
    • Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
    • You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
    • Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
    • Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
    • What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
    • Would you like carry my books for me?
    • If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
    • I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
    • My lips are registered weapons.
    • I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
    • If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
    • If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
    • If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
    • If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
    • Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
    • Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
    • You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #64 on: March 22, 2014, 08:16:07 PM »
    "That's a nice everything you have there." ;) (from the Yogscast.)


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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #65 on: March 31, 2014, 01:20:08 AM »

    Quote from: nixon/monto on March 22, 2014, 08:16:07 PM
    "That's a nice everything you have there." (from the Yogscast.)
    Actually, that is a referance to the Minecraft Creeper.
    "That's a nice everything you have there; it would be a shame if something were to happen to it..."


    Staying on topic...
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #66 on: April 01, 2014, 04:30:21 AM »
    I am looking for someone to share in an adventure...You're a very fine person, and I'm quite fond of you.


    +points if you get it
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #67 on: April 01, 2014, 11:59:34 AM »
    Are you in IT?
    Cause you made my Floppy Disk a Hard Drive
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #68 on: April 01, 2014, 04:43:36 PM »
    Do you come here often?  Would you like to?
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #69 on: April 01, 2014, 11:01:51 PM »
    This is one brilliant pickup line!



    « Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 11:06:27 PM by Crevan Fox »
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #70 on: April 01, 2014, 11:05:39 PM »
    Quote from: Crevan Fox on April 01, 2014, 11:01:51 PM
    This is one brilliant pickup line!
    YES XD
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #71 on: April 06, 2014, 04:29:03 AM »
    You: Did it hurt?

    Them: Did what hurt?

    You: When you fell from heaven baby! :3
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #72 on: April 06, 2014, 01:29:55 PM »
    Arn't you tired? because you've been running through my mind all night!
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #73 on: April 06, 2014, 03:39:02 PM »
    I should buy some burn heals because your the hottest one here
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    Re: Pickup lines
    « Reply #74 on: April 08, 2014, 10:09:46 PM »
    Did you just give me a parking ticket?  Coz damn you're fine!
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