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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #90 on: April 28, 2014, 10:46:31 PM »
"You've touch my heart, let me try and touch yours" *grope*
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #91 on: April 29, 2014, 02:52:07 AM »
Are you from Moscow? Because you're Russian my heart.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #92 on: April 29, 2014, 02:54:23 AM »
hey baby is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #93 on: April 29, 2014, 04:01:02 AM »
"You know the rules, and so do I."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #94 on: April 29, 2014, 06:49:59 AM »
I've actually heard this one in the pub


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #95 on: April 29, 2014, 06:58:28 AM »
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of...You wouldn't get this from any other guy!"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #96 on: April 29, 2014, 10:46:00 AM »
"If you want my attractive friend you'll have to come through me first!"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #97 on: April 29, 2014, 08:03:31 PM »
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #98 on: April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM »
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #99 on: May 02, 2014, 10:06:38 PM »
"I dissect girls for a living. Did I mention that I'm utterly insane?"
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #100 on: May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM »
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #101 on: May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM »
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #102 on: May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM »
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
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It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #103 on: May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM »
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
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Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #104 on: May 05, 2014, 04:52:15 AM »
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 04, 2014, 03:20:17 AM
Quote from: OriontheFox on May 03, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
Quote from: Trixsie Vixen on May 02, 2014, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on May 02, 2014, 11:20:35 PM
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on April 30, 2014, 01:39:49 PM
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling."
"Gotta make you understand..."


It shall not come to pass that I shall perform an activity whereby I release you from me or cease our acquaintance
Nor shall I renege on a offer of support whether it be explicit or implied including failing you in a trust exercise


Nor shall I engage in an excercise routine of shifting my thighs and kneecaps in a way to accelerate my speed.
Nor shalt I harm your existance phisically, mentally, and emotionally in any damaging way.

"I shalt never cause water to leak from your ocular organs."


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