The Furry Forums would like to place cookies on your computer to help us make this website better. To find out more about the cookies, see our privacy notice.
To accept the cookie click here, or please login or register.

Author Topic: Pickup lines  (Read 32313 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Caesium Iodide

  • Handsome Horse
  • *****
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 605
  • Gender: Female
  • COMMISSIONS OPEN!
    • Awards
  • Species: (Adult??) Werewolf!
  • Coloring: Blue, gray, yellow and black
  • Height: 6’8” I keep getting taller :/
  • Weight: 210
  • Build: Rather curvy, fills everything well.
  • Currently: Perhaps wanting to relive time from high school.
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #135 on: July 20, 2014, 11:05:58 PM »
Good thing I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.
  • Avatar by: Yours Truly
Find me on amino, Twitter and patreon:
@/Cryptik_Mystic
My commissions are open. I specialize in badges but that’s not my limit! Send me a DM anywhere if you have a question or interest.

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #136 on: July 21, 2014, 02:30:56 AM »
My doctor prescribed more vitamin U.
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline George

  • The Cyan
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Obtainable by request This user has donated to the forum more than once.
  • Posts: 1742
  • Gender: Male
  • "Don't be square, be cube"
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Baja Blast
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: Almost 200 lbs
  • Build: A bit soft
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #137 on: July 21, 2014, 02:33:44 AM »
I'm doing an experiment and need a test subject.

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #138 on: July 21, 2014, 02:36:40 AM »
Could I borrow your phone number? I lost mine.
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline George

  • The Cyan
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Obtainable by request This user has donated to the forum more than once.
  • Posts: 1742
  • Gender: Male
  • "Don't be square, be cube"
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Baja Blast
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: Almost 200 lbs
  • Build: A bit soft
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #139 on: July 21, 2014, 02:44:05 AM »
Wanna see who's bigger?

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #140 on: July 21, 2014, 02:50:19 AM »
Are you a fermata? Because I really want to hold you.
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline Tim Siguire

  • The Undecided
  • Optimistic Owl
  • ********
  • awards Top 50 Most Online This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 1546
  • Gender: Male
  • Hmmmmm, personal you say?
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Awards
  • Species: Lange'tu ; Alienoid Jackal + Long-Tailed Weasel
  • Coloring: Golden Brown Body, White Chest to Inner Waist
  • Height: 6' 3"
  • Weight: 182 Lbs
  • Build: Average
  • Currently: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #141 on: July 21, 2014, 03:29:24 PM »
Hey, wanna go somewhere? Cause I just found you a date.
  • Avatar by: Random Selection, Random People
F D F   A n t h r o p o m o r p h i c   A r m y   F o r e v e r !

All about StarFox, Metroid, and Turok!
Starfox: Lylatian Aparoid Specialist!

''When millionaires get bored, they save the world.''

Spoiler for Hidden:
Sytex
Even if it may feel like I'm all alone sometimes, I have to remember I still have one person around who cares: myself.
I'm not about to give up on myself, as I have never lost hope for anyone, so why give up on the person who never has?

I write stuff! >>> https://www.thefurryforum.com/forums/index.php?topic=25424.msg1975197#msg1975197

KiK: Tim_Siguire
 

Feel free to add or send a message.

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #142 on: July 21, 2014, 10:16:51 PM »
It's a good thing I'm thirsty because you look like a tall drink of water.
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline vulpes inculta

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 59
  • Gender: Transgender Female
  • All the men in my life are fictional
    • Steam
    • Awards
  • Species: fox Neko
  • Coloring: Grayish
  • Height: 5'6
  • Weight: 175 Lbs.
  • Build: slightly chubby
  • Currently: Watching an awful lot of anime
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #143 on: July 26, 2014, 07:18:37 AM »
That guy who watches you sleep? Yeah, Thats me.
To heal, your scars
 I will give you everything I can
 (whoa)
 This war, of hearts
 We will rise again and take a stand
 (whoa)

 I can lead you to salvation
 Yet I am just a man

 I'm a loaded gun,
 An only son,
 But I'm nobody's hero
 I've come undone
 I'm on the run
 Yeah, I'm nobody's hero
 -Nobodies hero, By black veil brides

Saw the fallout 4 trailer a few days ago... SO ****ING EXCITED!!

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #144 on: July 26, 2014, 08:11:59 AM »
Wanna play doctor?
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline anoni

  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) This user has reported a valid and verified forum bug This user has made a suggestion for the forum that was approved and implemented
  • Posts: 6177
  • Gender: Male
  • This statement is a lie
    • Steam
    • Kingdom of Lacertus (clan website) we're not furry oriented, but we accept furries (especially artists) :P
    • Awards
  • Species: Fox
  • Coloring: Beige
  • Height: 183 cm
  • Weight: 65 KG
  • Build: Slim
  • Currently: Cruising through the 4th dimension
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #145 on: July 26, 2014, 03:08:37 PM »
Wanna meet up later?
  • Avatar by: WingedZephyr
  • Signature art by: MrRazot
(int(e-x^2, x = -infinity..infinity))2 = Pi


We fight, we recruit, we are the anthropomorphic army. FDF forever!

$_ = "gntusbovueqrmwkradehijqr"; tr/a-z/lad hijacked under stop sign!/; print $_, "\n";

Offline Jack Lionheart

  • Avid Aardvark
  • *
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years
  • Posts: 70
  • Hi there! I'm Jack the lion. L=
    • Fur Affinity
    • DeviantArt
    • Jack's World of Wonder (tumblr)
    • Awards
  • Species: Lion
  • Coloring: Golden-brown fur and darker brown mane
  • Height: About 4 foot on four paws and 6 foot on two paws
  • Build: Relatively slim
  • Currently: I'm doing pretty well. How are you?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #146 on: July 27, 2014, 12:46:57 AM »
Do you run a candy store? Because you're just about the sweetest girl I've ever met.
  • Avatar by: Me.
  • Signature art by: The first little icon of Jack is by glitch on FA and the second is by tropicaltiger on FA.




Offline Trixsie Vixen

  • Vixen Goddess
  • Global Moderator
  • Zoomorphic Zebra
  • ****
  • awards This user has donated more than $50 to the forum. Received through special limited time events Obtainable by request Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.)
  • Posts: 5716
  • Gender: Female
  • *Giggles*
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Sherwood Fox
  • Coloring: Like a fire in a blizzard
  • Height: 165 cm
  • Weight: 80 kg
  • Build: Curvy
  • Currently: She flies now!?
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #147 on: August 21, 2014, 01:56:24 PM »
There are two types of people in the world: those who don't love you more than life itself, and me.

Offline MrRazot

  • Resident Nice-guy
  • Unique Unicorn
  • **********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years This user has reported a valid and verified forum bug Top 100 Poster Top 10 Topic Starter
  • Posts: 2702
  • Gender: Male
  • Marching onward on my Quest
    • Skype
    • Steam
    • Fur Affinity
    • Awards
  • Species: Lanner Falcon
  • Coloring: Selection of Browns
  • Height: Aprx 180cm
  • Weight: Aprx 50kg
  • Build: Slim
  • Currently: Well, it was a good run.
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #148 on: August 21, 2014, 06:58:56 PM »
You hair is chocolate brown.
I like chocolate.
Do you like chocolate?
  • Avatar by: John Redbeard
  • Signature art by: MrRazot

Offline George

  • The Cyan
  • Prancing Pony
  • *********
  • awards This user has been a forum member for over 10 years Assigned to someone who is observed to be very friendly toward other members (frequently welcoming people in the Intro board, answering questions, etc.) Obtainable by request This user has donated to the forum more than once.
  • Posts: 1742
  • Gender: Male
  • "Don't be square, be cube"
    • Skype
    • Awards
  • Species: Dragon
  • Coloring: Baja Blast
  • Height: 6'
  • Weight: Almost 200 lbs
  • Build: A bit soft
Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #149 on: August 31, 2014, 06:59:43 PM »
"Have you ever tasted <your species here>?"

 

Powered by EzPortal