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Offline Snow Kittie

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #150 on: August 31, 2014, 09:24:18 PM »
Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on August 31, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
"Have you ever tasted <your species here>?"


This.


This is perfect.
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Pickup lines
« Reply #151 on: August 31, 2014, 09:36:43 PM »
"If you were a fazer you'd be set to stunning."
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #152 on: September 01, 2014, 03:44:03 AM »
Hey girl are you from china? Because I'm chinaphuck!


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #153 on: September 01, 2014, 03:44:45 AM »
Hey girl, you remind me of lil Caesars because your hot and I'm ready;)


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #154 on: September 01, 2014, 04:03:55 AM »
Quote from: DATAdies on August 31, 2014, 09:36:43 PM
"If you were a fazer you'd be set to stunning."

Quote from: BillyBobJoeGeorge on February 28, 2014, 04:01:17 AM
"If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning!"

Y0U SIT 0N A THR0NE 0F LIES
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #155 on: September 01, 2014, 04:39:07 AM »
Let's play house, here you be the door and I'll slams you


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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #156 on: September 01, 2014, 07:49:54 AM »
I've heard that you are an Epic mount
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #157 on: September 01, 2014, 01:57:22 PM »
I can't sing like any celebrities but you make me hit a high note every time I see you!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #158 on: September 04, 2014, 03:04:53 AM »
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #159 on: September 05, 2014, 02:46:00 AM »
Quote from: aperson1 on September 04, 2014, 03:04:53 AM
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
0h man, that's great!  XD



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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #160 on: September 05, 2014, 05:36:03 AM »
yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

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 Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass

 Watch your step gurl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #161 on: September 05, 2014, 02:58:16 PM »
Hi, do you want to share 3/4 of a cup of saliva?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #162 on: September 10, 2014, 03:23:10 PM »
This guy.

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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #163 on: September 10, 2014, 08:24:29 PM »
Are you the terms and conditions?
because I want to blindly agree to everything you say!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #164 on: September 15, 2014, 04:04:40 PM »
How much does a snow plow weigh?  Enough to break the ice ;)
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