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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #195 on: November 14, 2014, 06:15:33 PM »
Are you into double feeds?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #196 on: November 14, 2014, 06:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Dubaku on October 29, 2014, 10:05:50 PM
Yo girl, you like peppers? 'Cause soon Imma be Jalapeño pussy
The pickup line god!
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #197 on: November 14, 2014, 06:27:59 PM »
Do you want to know why we're like carbon in a diamond? Because we have a bond that makes us almost indestructible.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #198 on: November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM »
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #199 on: November 14, 2014, 07:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
Good luck with that one haha  XD
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« Reply #200 on: November 14, 2014, 07:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Ben on November 14, 2014, 07:21:01 PM
I have an instrument that can measure the length of your throat
What is this instrument? I need to try it out.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #201 on: November 14, 2014, 07:26:24 PM »
Hey, I was in the Army


That'll get you as much sex as you want

Works better if your in uniform



And that tool is my dick
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #202 on: November 14, 2014, 07:30:35 PM »
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« Reply #203 on: November 14, 2014, 07:33:39 PM »
Oh, umm... Oops. *blushes*
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #204 on: November 14, 2014, 07:50:35 PM »
Haha  XD
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #205 on: November 14, 2014, 07:51:34 PM »
*hugz*
That's my pickup line
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #206 on: November 14, 2014, 07:54:14 PM »
do you work in an orphanage?


Cos i'd like to give you some kids.


^ pick-up line that was actually used on me.
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #207 on: November 14, 2014, 08:00:33 PM »
Haha thats great


My dick just died. Can I bury it in you?
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Re: Pickup lines
« Reply #208 on: November 14, 2014, 08:02:19 PM »
You might as well just walk up and ask, "you wanna have sex?" haha  XD
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« Reply #209 on: November 14, 2014, 08:06:15 PM »
I've done that and it worked
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